meta cosplay [meh-tah-kaws-plehy]
noun
1. The act of a fictional character/s dressing up as another/other fictional character/s.
EX. When I see stuff like the .gif above of Ash in meta cosplay of the champ of Unova, Alder and Pikachu dressed up like a Bouffalant, I really want to start casually watching the Pokémon anime to unwind.
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Sunday, July 14, 2013
Monday, May 20, 2013
WORD OF THE DAY! 5/20/13!
steed [steed]
noun
1. A horse, especially an energetic one.
2. A riding animal or an animal being ridden.
EX. So, um, a lot of people are excited by the prospect of having a Gogoat as their Pokémon X & Y Pokésteed, but I think there is something far more amusing they could do. Ride. Ride all the Pokémon.
noun
1. A horse, especially an energetic one.
2. A riding animal or an animal being ridden.
EX. So, um, a lot of people are excited by the prospect of having a Gogoat as their Pokémon X & Y Pokésteed, but I think there is something far more amusing they could do. Ride. Ride all the Pokémon.
Monday, January 28, 2013
WORD OF THE DAY! 1/28/13.
fugue [fyoog]
noun
1. Psychology. A period in which a person suffers from loss of memory, usually followed by beginning a new life, and, upon recovery, they remember nothing from the amnesic period.
2. Music. A polyphonic composition based upon one, two, or more themes, which are enunciated by several voices or parts in turn, subjected to contrapuntal treatment, and gradually built up into a complex form having somewhat distinct divisions or stages of development and a marked climax at the end.
EX. Okay, okay, I think I've finally figured out why Ash Ketchum sucks so hard every time they start a new saga of his adventures-- he suffered a mental breakdown at the end of the original Kanto series when he was defeated in the Pokemon League by Ritchie (who is a terribly lame and obnoxious character, even compared to Ash). In the following episodes, Ash was pretty depressed until he had a battle with Gary that rekindled his enthusiasm and spirit. He then proceeded to go on a long trip to the Orange Islands.
I propose that during this trip, Ash developed a chronic syndrome of following every disappointment with a period of travel and denial to escape the realities of being (by this point) 10....10 for over 15 years (probably adding to his trauma). Ash Ketchum suffers from fugue.
If you want to see how each of these new personalities differs from the last, you can see how Ash, increasingly, becomes more and more incompetent. Despite the fact that Ash has defeated terrorists, saved the world on multiple occasions, and has traveled thousands of miles with his Pikachu, he will revert to a childlike innocent state of cluelessness that can be seen every time he has to ask the Pokedex to recognize a Pokemon he has seen or captured in the past. Furthermore, the fact that he is unable to defeat far more inexperienced trainers with his pokemon and still has trouble remembering what types have what advantages/weaknesses (a feat most pokemon players can pull off... despite, not living in a universe where this would be PRACTICAL KNOWLEDGE) shows that he, unfortunately, never learns. His personality and even, perhaps with the help of a wardrobe and grooming change, appearance can change dramatically between seasons with him only seeming to remember his past when prompted.
This is the sad curse that Ash Ketchum must live with.
noun
1. Psychology. A period in which a person suffers from loss of memory, usually followed by beginning a new life, and, upon recovery, they remember nothing from the amnesic period.
2. Music. A polyphonic composition based upon one, two, or more themes, which are enunciated by several voices or parts in turn, subjected to contrapuntal treatment, and gradually built up into a complex form having somewhat distinct divisions or stages of development and a marked climax at the end.
EX. Okay, okay, I think I've finally figured out why Ash Ketchum sucks so hard every time they start a new saga of his adventures-- he suffered a mental breakdown at the end of the original Kanto series when he was defeated in the Pokemon League by Ritchie (who is a terribly lame and obnoxious character, even compared to Ash). In the following episodes, Ash was pretty depressed until he had a battle with Gary that rekindled his enthusiasm and spirit. He then proceeded to go on a long trip to the Orange Islands.
I propose that during this trip, Ash developed a chronic syndrome of following every disappointment with a period of travel and denial to escape the realities of being (by this point) 10....10 for over 15 years (probably adding to his trauma). Ash Ketchum suffers from fugue.
If you want to see how each of these new personalities differs from the last, you can see how Ash, increasingly, becomes more and more incompetent. Despite the fact that Ash has defeated terrorists, saved the world on multiple occasions, and has traveled thousands of miles with his Pikachu, he will revert to a childlike innocent state of cluelessness that can be seen every time he has to ask the Pokedex to recognize a Pokemon he has seen or captured in the past. Furthermore, the fact that he is unable to defeat far more inexperienced trainers with his pokemon and still has trouble remembering what types have what advantages/weaknesses (a feat most pokemon players can pull off... despite, not living in a universe where this would be PRACTICAL KNOWLEDGE) shows that he, unfortunately, never learns. His personality and even, perhaps with the help of a wardrobe and grooming change, appearance can change dramatically between seasons with him only seeming to remember his past when prompted.
This is the sad curse that Ash Ketchum must live with.
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
WTF WED! SUPER MARO LORD OF THE POKERABIES TRIPLE FEATURE!
WTF WEDNESDAY PRESENTS
Today I got a triple feature with you guy's starting with something old; a clip from the 1989 Ice Capades special segment on ABC. It is filled with nostalgic nonsense and fluff, like Jason Bateman and Alyssa Milano releasing King Koopa from the NES with a "computer virus". Milano thinks Bowser "looks like Mr. Belvedere". Unfortunately, this nonsense is interrupted by the horrifying nonsense that is the actual show. The best part of that is when Mario and Luigi show up to just kill the Goombas and Koopa Troopers... its brutal and the children watching look confused.
Dodo Baggins must traverse Middle Equestria and carry the One Horseshoe to Rule Them All to the top of Mt. Doom and toss it in to save Ponyville. Only through the aid of a fellowship of earth ponies, unicorns, and pegasi can this little filly manage to overcome the odds against her.
My only problem? Its too flat of a parody-- even more flat than the Family Guy Star Wars specials by relying less on actually making merry of the original product instead reproducing it with a My Little Pony theme. Shrug. It seems to be a common mistake for satirist to think that satire is just about reproducing an abridged version of the original by creating caricatures of characters and the like.
Parodies should be funnier. Regardless, bronies will probably enjoy it.
And we end with some more Pokemon sadism. Warning, extremely graphic and kind of upsetting. Recommended for a wry mood.
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