I apologize....
...forgiveness please...
...and I'm sorry.
But, in all seriousness, the first and third videos are catchy effed up "scientifically accurate" remakes of two of my childhood favorites based on the many effed up facts about the creatures that stared in Duck Tales and TMNT. The middle video is something that has a certain sort of mileage for some people, but I only found mildly amusing. Still, my goal with these sorts of articles is to give you a little look into the annals of my internet history as I constantly search for personal stimulation and content to share.